assistantt0theregionalmanager:
I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley
I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch
my names ashley…. lol
my apologies, babyb0nez666

(Source: theamericankid)

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place
am i the only one who would just quit if that happened just no
if yahoo actually buys tumblr and redesigns it im definitely leaving
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
Shouts out to scrappy doo
for being a huge piece of shit
Okay, so what if, when we’re alone, our reflections don’t look away from us when we look away from the mirror? We’d never be able to prove that they do because no matter how fast we look away and back, they’re always watching us.
(Source: katherinemcgrath)